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Social Media Algorithms Create the Banterithm

Posted by PartyWeDo on Monday, August 31, 2009

algorithmNote:  Updated post;  originally appearing in the Party2.0 blog
Like traditional media, social networks will need to prove their value in order to set rates and collect advertising revenue. All media relies on some measurement to demonstrate their strength as an advertising option.  Social media producers need to measure user generated volume and user engagement strength to prove their value to brand managers. Algorithms are now being developed that will measure brand mentions and the depth of engagement from user-generated content.
David Berkowitz of Digital Agency 360i suggests a measuring system be created called the Cost Per Social Action (CPSA). … Read the rest »

Tim Conway & Carol Burnett – the Elephant Joke

Posted by PartyWeDo on Monday, August 31, 2009

In honor of Carol Burnett, we will share one of her all-time best outtakes with Tim Conway.
The Elephant Joke by Tim Conway/ Carol Burnett

Join Tim and Carol in Saving the Elephant Joke… Please pass it along
More fun white elephant exchange jokes

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Rachael Ray’s White Elephant Exchange Staycation

Posted by Princess Phant on Monday, August 31, 2009

Holidays can seem like they’re going to go on forever, can’t they? And not always in a good way, particularly if the kids are off school and you simply can’t afford the expense of going to new places and doing new things with them every day. It can become boring for everyone, being stuck at home – but all it takes is a little imagination and creativity to turn holidays into a fun-filled “staycation”! Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.
That’s why I loved this post by Rachael Ray. She makes some great suggestions… Read the rest »

Worlds Largest Elephant Joke Library

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, August 29, 2009

Massive Elephant Joke Fun
Next time you host a white elephant gift exchange you might want to brush-up on your elephant jokes. We have compiled one of the largest lists of elephant jokes available. Please add more in the comment box…
Here is an idea for your next white elephant gift party: Require that every attendee to your white elephant gift exchange comes prepared with a wacky white elephant gift joke to share.
FIND A FUN ONE HERE:
ELEPHANT JOKES with a WHY
1. Why do elephants have flat feet? ( To stamp out forest fires)
2. Why can’t an… Read the rest »

This Elephant is a Party Animal..

Posted by PartyWeDo on Saturday, August 29, 2009

Great Video by Nicolas Deveaux.

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PartyWeDoWe are passionate about white elephant gifts and white elephant gift exchange parties. We will do all that we can to make your experience with AlbinoPhant better than you can imagine.… Read the rest »

What to call a female White Elephant that hitchhikes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, August 29, 2009

Answer: a two and half ton pickup

Don’t leave these jokes stranded… Share this Elephant Joke!
Here are some additional white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

How does a white elephant get out of a phone booth?

Posted by King Thibaw on Friday, August 28, 2009

Answer: The same way he got in.

Right there, behind the busho

:roll:
Do they still make these?
The white elephant herd is using smart phones…

Save the Elephant Joke… Spread it around
List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Why are white elephant knees wrinkled?

Posted by King Thibaw on Thursday, August 27, 2009

Answer: From playing marbles…

thanks to the Holbrook Historical Society for the image
You need to Save an Elephant Joke by Sharing.
Find more Here – white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

The entrepreneur and the white elephant

Posted by PartyWeDo on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hi my name is Bruce, and I am an entrepreneur…
I am addicted to creative thought…
I truly want to help change the way people connect with one another.
The White Elephant Gift Exchange called AlbinoPhant is my attempt to feed the addiction…
This video was posted on the Silicon Florist and created by Grasshopper.

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Why did the white elephant fall out of the tree?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Answer: He slipped…

…but wait; there’s more…
Why did the Second white elephant fall from the tree?
A: He was glued to the first one…
…wait for it…
Why did the Third white elephant fall from the tree?
A: He thought that it was a game…
…almost there…
Why did the Fourth white elephant fall from the tree?
A: Because when his mother asked him; “If all the other white elephants where falling from trees; would he do it?”    … He said Yes!
SAVE the Elephant Joke.…
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