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Why did the white elephant marry the ant?

Posted by King Thibaw on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Answer:
He wanted to have white Eleph-ants
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List of white elephant exchange jokes

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What was the white elephant doing on the freeway?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, August 24, 2009

Answer: About 5 mph

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Making your White Elephant Gift stand out.

Posted by Princess Phant on Saturday, August 22, 2009

As the official royal party planner in a palace where white elephants are regarded with great respect and awe, I am often approached by civilians asking me how to shop for a white elephant gift that is going to be a hit at their next gift exchange party.
My advice is always the same: don’t just bring junk! Really, I can’t stress this enough. Imagine the hurt feelings of someone who has put a lot of time and effort into shopping for a really thoughtful gift, and yet has ended up leaving the party with a cheap, tacky and just… Read the rest »

Why do white elephants wear red tennis shoes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, August 22, 2009

Answer: So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Q. Why do white elephants travel in herds?
A. To get a discount on tennis shoes…
 
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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

White Elephant + Peanut butter, equals ?

Posted by PartyWeDo on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Answer:  A White Elephant that sticks to the top of your mouth,
or a jar of peanut butter that never forgets…

white elephant gift in a tree
 
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What’s the knob at the end of a white elephants tail?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Answer: the elephant

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for the next generation!
List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Why was the White Elephant Wearing Sunglasses?

Posted by King Thibaw on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Answer:
With all of these silly White Elephant Jokes going around,
he didn’t want to be recognized!
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List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to RRoadside America for the image.

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Maybe It’s National White Elephant Day…

Posted by PartyWeDo on Monday, August 17, 2009

Traditionally, white elephant parties are held over the winter holidays. It’s a popular Christmas party game amongst office workers, and also for families – particularly those who don’t often see each other throughout the year. But does it have to be limited to Christmas time?
Of course not! You can have a white elephant gift exchange party for any occasion – or for none at all. Maybe it could become your family’s way of meeting up regularly throughout the year, or simply a fun way of entertaining your friends once in a while.
However, if you need a little guidance,… Read the rest »

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Posted by PartyWeDo on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Why did the white elephant go lump, clump, lump, squish?

Posted by King Thibaw on Sunday, August 16, 2009

elephants walking
Answer: One of his tennis shoes got wet…
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