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Why wasn’t the White Elephant allowed on the plane?

Posted by King Thibaw on Friday, September 25, 2009

Because his trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.

:-o
Save a seat for these Elephant Jokes…
List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?

Posted by King Thibaw on Thursday, September 24, 2009

junkyardAnswer: An Elephant with spare parts.

;-)
Don’t let this joke be discarded..
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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Complex – Equals Higher Engagement

Posted by PartyWeDo on Wednesday, September 23, 2009

There are two types of party formats:  Conversational and Participatory
Parties that encourage participation include organized activities, and are much more complex than those designed just for visiting or networking.
Like a real party, the AlbinoPhant online white elephant party is a deeper experience than most online social interactions. In fact, it could be said that AlbinoPhant is one of the most complex and deepest applications on the Facebook platform.
AlbinoPhant is a real gift exchange party, just like the millions of gift swaps that are played in family rooms, community centers and church basements, all across the country.
To… Read the rest »

What do you call a white elephant in pink earmuffs & dress?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Answer: Anything you want, it can’t hear you.

They can’t hear the Elephant jokes until you share
List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

What do you do if a white elephant breaks his toe?

Posted by King Thibaw on Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Call a toe truck!



Get someone hooked on these Elephant Jokes!

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Monkey Review for the image
 
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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Your White Elephant Party Invitation

Posted by Princess Phant on Tuesday, September 22, 2009

So you’re going to host a White Elephant party or a Yankee swap? Well, first things first: get your invitations written and sent out!
If you’re an extra busy sort, you may find the thought of designing and making invitations somewhat daunting, but fear not – there are plenty of ready-made templates online for you to choose from. Just print them out and fill them in, and you’re done. See the image here in this post as an example.
Or, if your gift exchange party is going to be a much larger affair, consider personalizing a template and ordering a… Read the rest »

Why do white elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, September 21, 2009

Answer: Because the white ones always get dirty.
8-O
Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?
To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.

Save the Elephant Joke by sharing them

List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Social Money – The Elephant in the Room

Posted by PartyWeDo on Friday, September 18, 2009

We have all heard the expression “The Elephant in the Room”. It is used to illustrate something big that shouldn’t go unnoticed, but yet is mostly ignored.
When discussing the monetization of social media, we can say that a sustainable business model is… the Elephant in the Room.
Soon, a new elephant will march out of the jungle and onto the pages of Facebook… And this social pachyderm is fully monetized!
AlbinoPhant, the white elephant gift party, uses a traditional party game, along with Facebook, Amazon and PayPal, to make money. What makes AlbinoPhant unique is that this application pulls… Read the rest »

Why do white elephants have cracks between their toes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Friday, September 18, 2009

Answer: For carrying their library cards.
Don’t keep these elephant jokes quite…

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Photo thanks to Gizmodo
 
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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Why do ducks have flat feet?

Posted by King Thibaw on Thursday, September 17, 2009

Answer: So they can stamp out forest fires. (the punch line is below…..)

Why do White Elephants have such large, tough feet?
Answer: So they can stamp out flaming ducks
:lol:
Don’t duck your duty… Share this Elephant Joke

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Just Ducks for the photo
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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

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