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HOW DO YOU HIDE AN ELEPHANT?

We can thank the artist who are members of Worth1000 for this great piece of creativity…

Our online white elephant gift party is grateful to pochiex2 for allowing us to include this great image!

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An elephant who lost his map!

Let’s not let Elephant Jokes be lost… SAVE

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There is a really cool website called Worth1000… They run contests for artist who use special programs to enhance photography.

Recently they completed a project titled:

“How do you hide an elephant?”

The management of worth1000.com has  allowed AlbinoPhant the opportunity to display some of their fun work here in our Save an Elephant Joke section…

This image was created by Karrak.

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An elephant’s shadow!

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Today is PartyWeDo’s birthday and also Bruce Christensen.
In honor of getting one year older, I am adding some Elephant-age trivia:

• Elephants live an average of 70 years, but some go into the 80’s.

• According to the NY Times;  Lin Wang, originally from Myanmar, died at the age of 86. They reported that this was the oldest elephant as of 2003.

• There is a report out of Taiwan that there was mail elephant, Plai Aek, who at 89 is thought to be the oldest elephant father in the world…

• There are ancient relatives of the modern elephant that date back 60 Million years.

That’s Google’s story and I’m sticken to it…

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

Ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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Thanks to Moonbeam McQueen for the olive image

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In our ongoing effort to Save the Elephant Joke, we are hosting a car wash here on the AlbinoPhant website…  Not just any car wash, but a real honest to goodness elephant car washing…

We have some video of the efficient washing crew… Notice how clean the driver’s side window is getting.

All proceeds from the car wash will be used to Save Elephant Jokes for children this holiday season…

Roll-up your windows and lower your antennas….

Thanks to the Oregon Wildlife Safari for the idea and the video….

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So that they can walk on a billiard table without being seen.

Don’t leave these jokes behind the 8-ball….SHARE today!

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He has a big ‘E’ on his pajamas jacket pocket.

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Here come the elephants!
28.What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Here come the elephants!
29.What did Tarzan and Jane say when they saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on?
Nothing, they didn’t recognize them.

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• Tarzan’s ‘Jane’ dies aged 92 (telegraph.co.uk)

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