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Proof that Elephants can hide with Strawberries!

Posted by PartyWeDo on Thursday, November 19, 2009

HOW DO YOU HIDE AN ELEPHANT?
We can thank the artist who are members of Worth1000 for this great piece of creativity…
Our online white elephant gift party is grateful to pochiex2 for allowing us to include this great image!

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What’s big, white, has a trunk, and is in Alaska?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, November 11, 2009

 

 
A white elephant who lost his map!
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Hiding an Elephant next to the road

Posted by PartyWeDo on Monday, November 9, 2009

There is a really cool website called Worth1000… They run contests for artist who use special programs to enhance photography.
Recently they completed a project titled:
“How do you hide an elephant?”
The management of worth1000.com has  allowed AlbinoPhant the opportunity to display some of their fun work here in our Save an Elephant Joke section…
This image was created by Karrak.

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What is the size of a white elephant, yet weighs nothing?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, November 7, 2009

elephant shadow
A White elephant’s shadow!

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Elephant Trivia: How old do they go?

Posted by King Thibaw on Tuesday, November 3, 2009

In honor of getting one year older, I am adding some Elephant-age trivia:

Elephants live an average of 70 years, but some go into the 80’s.

According to the NY Times;  Lin Wang, originally from Myanmar, died at the age of 86. They reported that this was the oldest elephant as of 2003.

There is a report out of Taiwan that there was mail elephant, Plai Aek, who at 89 is thought to be the oldest elephant father in the world…

There are ancient relatives of the modern elephant that date back 60 Million years.

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Why don’t white elephants like martinis?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, November 2, 2009

Ever try to get an olive out of your trunk?
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Thanks to Moonbeam McQueen for the olive image

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Save the White Elephant Car Wash

Posted by PartyWeDo on Saturday, October 31, 2009

In our ongoing effort to Save the Elephant Joke, we are hosting a car wash here on the AlbinoPhant white elephant gift exchange website…  Not just any car wash, but a real honest to goodness white elephant car washing…
We have some video of the efficient washing crew… Notice how clean the driver’s side window is getting.
All proceeds from the car wash will be used to Save Elephant Jokes for children this holiday season…
Roll-up your windows and lower your antennas….

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Why do white elephants wear flat, green hats?

Posted by King Thibaw on Friday, October 30, 2009

So that they can walk on a billiard table without being seen.
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How do you know if there’s a white elephant in your bed?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, October 28, 2009

He has a big ‘E’ on his pajamas jacket pocket.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw white elephants coming?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, October 26, 2009

Here come the white elephants! What did Jane say when she saw the white elephants coming up over the hill? “Here come the elephants! What did Tarzan and Jane say when they saw the white elephants coming up over the hill wearing sunglasses? Nothing, they didn’t recognize them.
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