AlbinoPhant- White Elephant Gift Source » SAVE the ELEPHANT JOKE http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com White Elephant Gift Exchange Online Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:02:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Proof that Elephants can hide with Strawberries! http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/proof-that-white-elephants-can-hide-with-strawberries-exchange/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/proof-that-white-elephants-can-hide-with-strawberries-exchange/#comments Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:17:29 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1819 Painted toe-nail camo...

Painted toe-nail camo...

HOW DO YOU HIDE AN ELEPHANT?

We can thank the artist who are members of Worth1000 for this great piece of creativity…

Our online white elephant gift party is grateful to pochiex2 for allowing us to include this great image!




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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/proof-that-white-elephants-can-hide-with-strawberries-exchange/feed/ 0 What’s big, gray, has a trunk, and is in Alaska? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what%e2%80%99s-big-gray-has-a-trunk-and-is-in-alaska/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what%e2%80%99s-big-gray-has-a-trunk-and-is-in-alaska/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:13:28 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1707

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you know the way to San Jose?


An elephant who lost his map!

:roll:

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what%e2%80%99s-big-gray-has-a-trunk-and-is-in-alaska/feed/ 0 Hiding an Elephant next to the road http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/hiding-an-elephant-next-to-the-road/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/hiding-an-elephant-next-to-the-road/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:51:05 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1644 No sign of this elephant anywhere!

No sign of this elephant anywhere!

There is a really cool website called Worth1000… They run contests for artist who use special programs to enhance photography.

Recently they completed a project titled:

“How do you hide an elephant?”

The management of worth1000.com has  allowed AlbinoPhant the opportunity to display some of their fun work here in our Save an Elephant Joke section…

This image was created by Karrak.

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/hiding-an-elephant-next-to-the-road/feed/ 0 What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what-is-the-same-size-as-a-elephant-yet-weighs-nothing/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what-is-the-same-size-as-a-elephant-yet-weighs-nothing/#comments Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:44:21 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1612 elephant shadow

An elephant’s shadow!

∞

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what-is-the-same-size-as-a-elephant-yet-weighs-nothing/feed/ 0 Elephant Trivia: How old do they go? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/elephant-trivia-how-old-do-they-go/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/elephant-trivia-how-old-do-they-go/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:27:13 +0000 King Thibaw http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1482 Today is PartyWeDo’s birthday and also Bruce Christensen.
In honor of getting one year older, I am adding some Elephant-age trivia:

  • Elephants live an average of 70 years, but some go into the 80′s.
  • According to the NY Times;  Lin Wang, originally from Myanmar, died at the age of 86. They reported that this was the oldest elephant as of 2003.
  • There is a report out of Taiwan that there was mail elephant, Plai Aek, who at 89 is thought to be the oldest elephant father in the world…
  • There are ancient relatives of the modern elephant that date back 60 Million years.

That’s Google’s story and I’m sticken to it…

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/elephant-trivia-how-old-do-they-go/feed/ 0 Why don’t elephants like martinis? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/why-don%e2%80%99t-white-elephants-like-martinis-gift-exchanges/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/why-don%e2%80%99t-white-elephants-like-martinis-gift-exchanges/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:59:45 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1423 Ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

8-O

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Thanks to Moonbeam McQueen for the olive image

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/why-don%e2%80%99t-white-elephants-like-martinis-gift-exchanges/feed/ 0 Save the Elephant Car Wash http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/save-the-elephant-car-wash/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/save-the-elephant-car-wash/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:49:06 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1382 In our ongoing effort to Save the Elephant Joke, we are hosting a car wash here on the AlbinoPhant website…  Not just any car wash, but a real honest to goodness elephant car washing…

We have some video of the efficient washing crew… Notice how clean the driver’s side window is getting.

All proceeds from the car wash will be used to Save Elephant Jokes for children this holiday season…

Roll-up your windows and lower your antennas….


Thanks to the Oregon Wildlife Safari for the idea and the video….

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/save-the-elephant-car-wash/feed/ 0 Why do elephants wear flat, green hats? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/why-do-elephants-wear-flat-green-hats/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/why-do-elephants-wear-flat-green-hats/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:23:38 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1376
There...see it next to the cueball?

There...see it next to the cue-ball?

So that they can walk on a billiard table without being seen.

:roll:

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/why-do-elephants-wear-flat-green-hats/feed/ 0 How do you know if there’s an elephant in your bed? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/how-do-you-know-if-there%e2%80%99s-an-white-elephant-in-your-bed/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/how-do-you-know-if-there%e2%80%99s-an-white-elephant-in-your-bed/#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:23:52 +0000 PartyWeDo http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1326 Nice Jammys

Nice Jammys

He has a big ‘E’ on his pajamas jacket pocket.

:mrgreen:

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]]> http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/how-do-you-know-if-there%e2%80%99s-an-white-elephant-in-your-bed/feed/ 0 What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what-did-tarzan-say-when-he-saw-the-elephants-coming-over-the-hill/ http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/save-the-elephant-joke/what-did-tarzan-say-when-he-saw-the-elephants-coming-over-the-hill/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:52:09 +0000 admin http://AlbinoPhantBlog.com/?p=1270 Here come the elephants!
28.What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Here come the elephants!
29.What did Tarzan and Jane say when they saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on?
Nothing, they didn’t recognize them.
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