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Why is it dangerous to walk the jungles from 2 to 4 PM?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, October 24, 2009

That’s when white elephants are jumping out of trees
Why are Pygmies so small ?
They tried to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!
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Why do white elephants wear little caps and shorts?

Posted by King Thibaw on Thursday, October 22, 2009

So that they can get on the bus with a child’s fare.
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Why do white elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, October 19, 2009

Because the white ones always get dirty.

Why do white elephants float in the river upside-down?
Answer: To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.
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Why can’t you get a White Elephant to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by King Thibaw on Sunday, October 18, 2009

Because they won’t fit in a light bulb socket.

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What happens when a white elephant sits on you?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, October 17, 2009

You get De-Pressed!

What happens when he sits on you again?

You get Re-pressed

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How did the white elephant get up into the cherry tree?

Posted by King Thibaw on Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Parachuted of course!
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How did the cheerleader die?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, October 12, 2009

Answer: She tried to catch a White Elephant doing a split.

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Why throw the White Elephants out of the pool?

Posted by King Thibaw on Friday, October 9, 2009

 

Answer: They couldn’t hold their trunks up.
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Why paint the bottom of white elephant feet yellow?

Posted by King Thibaw on Thursday, October 8, 2009

So he could hide upside down in a bowl of custard. (Have you ever seen a white elephant in your bowl of custard?)
:-o
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How do you get a white elephant to come into a thimble?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, October 7, 2009

 
Answer: Stuff a bale of hay into it.
8-)
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