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That’s when elephants are jumping out of trees

Why are Pygmies so small ?

They tried to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!

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So that they can get on the bus with a child’s fare.

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Because the white ones always get dirty.

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Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?

Answer: To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.

thanks to ellie vanhoutte for great image

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Because they won’t fit in a light bulb socket.

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You get De-Pressed!

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What happens when he sits on you again?

• You get Re-pressed

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Thanks to A Bunch of Burts for the great image!

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Parachuted of course!

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thanks to connecting the dots for the image

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Answer: She tried to catch an Elephant doing a split.

Catch me if you can

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Answer: They couldn’t hold their trunks up.

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Thanks to NY Fashion Direct for the image

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So he could hide upside down in a bowl of custard.
(Have you ever seen an elepahnt in your bowl of custard?)

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Answer: Stuff a bale of hay into it.

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