Archive for the ‘SAVE the ELEPHANT JOKE’ Category

… from reading the small print on the peanut packages!

Open your eyes to the value of saving elephant jokes!

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Labyrinth Tattoo for the image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

Answer: To hide in the Gumball Machine.

It would suck to not share elephant jokes!

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Gumball Stand for the image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

Answer: White Elephant boogers.

Don’t Blow it here… Share these Elephant Jokes !

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks Jennifer Lindner for image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

That is a big bump in the road…

Answer: to trip the ants…

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List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to mind-fields-ahead for the picture

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

This is proof that some people have way to much time on their hands… But this would be great for your next big white elephant gift exchange!

This milk jug white elephant was constructed from plastic milk containers during the Glastonbury Festival in the UK.

The Glastonbury Festival is the largest greenfield music and performing arts festival in the world. The Festival takes place in a beautiful location – 900 acres in the Vale of Avalon, an area steeped in symbolism, mythology and religious traditions dating back many hundreds of years. It’s where King Arthur may be buried and where Joseph of Arimathea is said to have walked. And the site is ENORMOUS – more than a mile and a half across, with a perimeter of about eight and a half miles.

This is the place where you will see the wild and craziness of the “Arts” crowd from all over the world.  It is a very large party!

The milk carton white elephant is actually built to scale and was displayed for the 5-days of the party.  We hear that it rains almost every year and creates a sloppy, muddy mess that makes the party even more memorable.

We think that an online white elephant party is a lot cleaner…    Again… these people have way to much time on their hands!

List of white elephant exchange jokes

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Answer: A white elephant six-pack.

What a refreshing joke…

Share elephant jokes on your own!

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Chikiyo for the photo in Flickr

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

An elephant in a elevator..

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Help lift these elephant jokes… 

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to the Thia photo blog for the story on world records.

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

Answer: Optimistic!

We are just Peddling Elephant Jokes for you to share

List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

ANSWER: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.

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Save the Elephant Joke today by sharing one

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Loppy Ewe for the photo

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.

Answer: Because they had to pack their trunks.

Share Elephant Jokes… Two by Two

List of white elephant exchange jokes

Thanks to Strengthened by Grace for the image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.