Why do white elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, October 19, 2009
Hard to keep clean

Hard to keep clean

Because the white ones always get dirty.

Why do white elephants float in the river upside-down?

Answer: To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.

white elephant exchange jokes






thanks to ellie vanhoutte for great image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


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