Why can’t you get a White Elephant to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by King Thibaw on Sunday, October 18, 2009

Because they won’t fit in a light bulb socket.
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Don’t screw this up… SAVE these JOKES!
List of white elephant exchange jokes

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King ThibawThe Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.… Read the rest »

Save the White Elephant Joke

Posted by PartyWeDo on Tuesday, August 11, 2009

White elephant gift exchange party jokes

We know that these were originally just elephant jokes, but we have added in the “White” elephant part because AlbinoPhant is a white elephant party site after all… Regardless, these jokes are good clean fun!
The White Elephant Joke must be saved. It is sad, that in these enlightened times we are neglecting these jokes and causing future generations to miss the joy and humor that these jokes bring. These jokes could be shared as a part of any white elephant gift exchange party.  The host should print off several and then stop the… Read the rest »