Proof that Elephants can hide with Strawberries!

Posted by PartyWeDo on Thursday, November 19, 2009

HOW DO YOU HIDE AN ELEPHANT?
We can thank the artist who are members of Worth1000 for this great piece of creativity…
Our online white elephant gift party is grateful to pochiex2 for allowing us to include this great image!

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What’s big, white, has a trunk, and is in Alaska?

Posted by King Thibaw on Wednesday, November 11, 2009

 

 
A white elephant who lost his map!

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Hiding an Elephant next to the road

Posted by PartyWeDo on Monday, November 9, 2009

There is a really cool website called Worth1000… They run contests for artist who use special programs to enhance photography.
Recently they completed a project titled:
“How do you hide an elephant?”
The management of worth1000.com has  allowed AlbinoPhant the opportunity to display some of their fun work here in our Save an Elephant Joke section…
This image was created by Karrak.

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What is the size of a white elephant, yet weighs nothing?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, November 7, 2009

A White elephant’s shadow!
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Why don’t white elephants like martinis?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, November 2, 2009

Ever try to get an olive out of your trunk?

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Thanks to Moonbeam McQueen for the olive image

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Why is it dangerous to walk the jungles from 2 to 4 PM?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, October 24, 2009

That’s when white elephants are jumping out of trees
Why are Pygmies so small ?
They tried to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!
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Why do white elephants wear little caps and shorts?

Posted by King Thibaw on Thursday, October 22, 2009

So that they can get on the bus with a child’s fare.
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Our thanks to Mobilizing the Region for the image
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Why do white elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

Posted by King Thibaw on Monday, October 19, 2009

Because the white ones always get dirty.
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Why do white elephants float in the river upside-down?
Answer: To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.
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thanks to ellie vanhoutte for great image
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What happens when a white elephant sits on you?

Posted by King Thibaw on Saturday, October 17, 2009

You get De-Pressed!
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What happens when he sits on you again?

You get Re-pressed

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Thanks to A Bunch of Burts for the great image!

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How did the white elephant get up into the cherry tree?

Posted by King Thibaw on Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Parachuted of course!
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thanks to connecting the dots for the image
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