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Proof that Elephants can hide with Strawberries!

Painted toe-nail camo...

Painted toe-nail camo…

HOW DO YOU HIDE AN ELEPHANT?

We can thank the artist who are members of Worth1000 for this great piece of creativity…

Our online white elephant gift party is grateful to pochiex2 for allowing us to include this great image!








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What’s big, white, has a trunk, and is in Alaska?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

 

A white elephant who lost his map!

:roll:

Let’s not let Elephant Jokes be lost… SAVE

List of white elephant exchange jokes






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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


Hiding an Elephant next to the road

No sign of this elephant anywhere!

No sign of this elephant anywhere!

There is a really cool website called Worth1000… They run contests for artist who use special programs to enhance photography.

Recently they completed a project titled:

“How do you hide an elephant?”

The management of worth1000.com has  allowed AlbinoPhant the opportunity to display some of their fun work here in our Save an Elephant Joke section…

This image was created by Karrak.






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What is the size of a white elephant, yet weighs nothing?

elephant shadow

A White elephant’s shadow!

Don’t let these jokes go DarkSAVE

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


Why don’t white elephants like martinis?

Ever try to get an olive out of your trunk?

8-O

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Thanks to Moonbeam McQueen for the olive image






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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


Why is it dangerous to walk the jungles from 2 to 4 PM?

I am still bigger than the pigmies!

I am still bigger than the pigmies!

That’s when white elephants are jumping out of trees

Why are Pygmies so small ?

They tried to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!

This is another fun white elephant joke that you can SAVE and share at your next group white elephant gift party.

List of white elephant exchange jokes






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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


Why do white elephants wear little caps and shorts?

I am 12, Honest!

I am 12, Honest!

So that they can get on the bus with a child’s fare.

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Our thanks to Mobilizing the Region for the image

List of white elephant exchange jokes






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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


Why do white elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

Hard to keep clean

Hard to keep clean

Because the white ones always get dirty.

Why do white elephants float in the river upside-down?

Answer: To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.

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thanks to ellie vanhoutte for great image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


What happens when a white elephant sits on you?

Sitting and Thinking

Sitting and Thinking

You get De-Pressed!


What happens when he sits on you again?


  • You get Re-pressed

Don’t let the Elephant Joke be crushed… SAVE

List of white elephant exchange jokes






Thanks to A Bunch of Burts for the great image!


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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


How did the white elephant get up into the cherry tree?

Gliding between the branches

Gliding between the branches

Parachuted of course!

Let the Elephant Jokes Blossom! Save the Elephant Joke

 

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thanks to connecting the dots for the image

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King Thibaw
The Royal Thibaw, Golden-footed Lord of the White Elephant, Master of a Thousand Gold Umbrellas, Owner of the Royal Peacocks, Lord of the Sea and of the World, Whose face is like the Sun.


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