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Proof that Elephants can hide with Strawberries!
HOW DO YOU HIDE AN ELEPHANT?
We can thank the artist who are members of Worth1000 for this great piece of creativity…
Our online white elephant gift party is grateful to pochiex2 for allowing us to include this great image!
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What’s big, gray, has a trunk, and is in Alaska?

Do you know the way to San Jose?
An elephant who lost his map!
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Hiding an Elephant next to the road
There is a really cool website called Worth1000… They run contests for artist who use special programs to enhance photography.
Recently they completed a project titled:
“How do you hide an elephant?”
The management of worth1000.com has allowed AlbinoPhant the opportunity to display some of their fun work here in our Save an Elephant Joke section…
This image was created by Karrak.

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What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?

An elephant’s shadow!
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Why don’t elephants like martinis?
Ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
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Thanks to Moonbeam McQueen for the olive image

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Why is it dangerous to walk the jungles from 2 to 4 PM?

I am still bigger than the pigmies!
That’s when elephants are jumping out of trees
Why are Pygmies so small ?
They tried to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!
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Why do elephants wear little baseball caps and shorts?

I am 12, Honest!
So that they can get on the bus with a child’s fare.
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Our thanks to Mobilizing the Region for the image

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Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

Hard to keep clean
Because the white ones always get dirty.
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Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?
Answer: To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.
thanks to ellie vanhoutte for great image
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What happens when a elephant sits on you?
You get De-Pressed!
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What happens when he sits on you again?
- You get Re-pressed
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Thanks to A Bunch of Burts for the great image!

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How did the elephant get up into the cherry tree?

Gliding between the branches
Parachuted of course!
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thanks to connecting the dots for the image

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